Showing posts with label Austrian Death Machine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Austrian Death Machine. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Music: Double Brutal by Austrian Death Machine

Notice: I do not regret listening to this album

Playlist: Double Brutal by Austrian Death Machine

Quick message to all first-time readers: my first review of an Austrian Death Machine album, Total Brutal, should be easy to find. I'd be happy if you read it before you read this one, even though you don't really need to. 

To everyone else: I couldn't find anywhere to link to except for a YouTube playlist, so that is what I linked to. 

More Schwarzenegger jokes, more references in the lyrics, and another hilarious album cover. Just what I expected to run into when I looked this up, and I do not regret doing so. I'm still laughing at all the jokes in between the tracks. 

I don't have any favorite tracks in this album, as I enjoyed each one equally. That means either this is a quality album, or I was laughing at the Schwarzenegger jokes too hard to pay attention to the album. Probably both, as when I start laughing, it's difficult to stop me. I should probably end this right here before I start making bad jokes (which I do a lot). 

Just kidding, this is the final paragraph, promise. Overall, the album was great for the same reasons as Total Brutal, which I also reviewed, but cannot be bothered to link to the review of. So, if you want to read the Total Brutal review, just find the search bar on the page and type in "Austrian Death Machine."

Announcement (Please Read)

As some of you may know, I now have a Patreon page. What is Patreon? Well, to put it simply, Patreon is a site where creators can make revenue from pledges made by fans (pledges of money, not allegiance). In return for the money, the people who make those pledges (they're called Patrons) get rewards chosen by the person they support. In my case, you can get rewarded with access to my original writings, such as poems and short stories, by pledging $1 per month. Keep in mind that you have to pledge at least $1 to gain access to my writings on my Patreon account. I'll make some publicly-available ones of equal quality to show all of you just what you can gain access to. 

Don't worry, all of the content on this blog will remain free forever, and you'll still be able to suggest any albums you think I should listen to. To check out my Patreon page, click on the logo at the bottom of this post. All of the Patron tiers, as well as the rewards that come with them (more money = more rewards), are there. 

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Monday, April 24, 2017

Music: Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine

The Review Starts Here
Sorry about the lack of images and links. I can't seem to figure out how to get my new antivirus to stop interfering with everything I do.

Anyway, Austrian Death Machine. I had never heard of them before today, and I'm surprised about that. I mean, really, a whole album dedicated to making fun of Arnold
Schwarzenegger.

Every track seems to be based off of his most famous lines, and between each track, jokes are made by someone impersonating Schwarzenegger.

There's a lot of screaming here. This time, I don't really mind it for some reason that I don't know. I can't describe this album with any other words except for these: hilarious, unique, and loud. I enjoyed all 38 minutes and 35 seconds of this. The lyrics were awesome. I loved the jokes. Review is done.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Update
I got a link to the album here: https://youtu.be/v66sQ3S6vS0
I do not regret listening to this, but I'm upset that I can't put an image in here.
All rights to the album belong to Austrian Death Machine, I'm making no money off of this. However, Google might be making money off of selling information about me gained from here to advertisers. If they aren't, then I request that they continue to not sell any information about me. If they are, I request that they stop. I don't agree with the principle that people I don't even know can make money selling information relating to me to other entities I do not know about.